If You Want to Know…
serve a cup of cold tea to an Englishman
taste the milk with pickles
listen to the smacking sound of that lady in red at the next table
listen to it as if it was a melody,
as if it was Tchaikovsky
knock at the door from inside
smile at that ginger boy who bullied you
talk to your gardener about Berlusconi
put a bit of face on your cream
eat banana from the middle
cry so loudly it will make you laugh
play the guitar and imagine it’s a piano
don’t count sheep
let them count you
carve a pumpkin in March
talk to strangers in different languages:
Cómo estás, Francois?
Куда Вы идете, Nikos?
Liebst du mich auch, Hassan?
Chi sono io, Dios?
send a postcard to your postman
go to the ball with no make up on
turn juice back to oranges
bake chocolate-strawberry cake without strawberries
ask your professor of history about the dangers of endometriosis
see the world with crazy eyes
travel to Vienna and don’t try Sacher Torte
go to Paris and avoid Eiffel Tower
walk around London without umbrella
leave the hair on the floor
get yourself an orange Christmas tree
kiss your mother before she does
sit next to that woman with a crying baby on the plane
seduce yourself get lost on purpose
and lose the purpose
stay at hotel which has the worst reviews explore religion
talk to Muslims about Jesus
and Christians about Krishna
talk to Jewish about Allah
and Hindus about Yahweh
and…
ask Jesus about Hindus
and Allah about Jewish
and Krishna about Muslims
ask Yahweh about Christians
ask God how he’s doing
help shopping bags with that old lady
try to lose at Scrabble first
brush your teeth for 5 minutes and 34 seconds
have a new haircut, something you never liked
ruin your reputation, at least twice a day
trust a liar
talk to someone who eats rhubarb yoghurt at 4:38 in the morning
kiss your thighs
rewatch your favorite movie in Korean
eat chocolate when you feel like having potatoes
have potatoes when you feel like eating apple
eat apple when you feel like having cinnamon roll
eat cinnamon roll
read article before headline
talk deeply with shallow people
do not ever talk to deep people about shallow things
spend some money on spending money
ask vegetarian for a chicken soup recipe
go to the corner shop and ask how much do they want for one corner
paint something better than Dalí
put fingernails on your nail polish
on a nail polish that’s Polish
ask that lady at the next table what her basil quiche taste like
taste it through her description
play chess against yourself
and let yourself win
sing Dostojevskij
read Puccini
dance like Kaufmann
and laugh with Jackson
think about dying panthers
invite that homeless man who always feeds pigeons on the bench in front of Sainsubury’s
give him your last milk and eggs and ask him to cook an omelette
invite yourself for an omelette
don’t forget to drink a glass of water every hour
don’t forget to pee every other hour
don’t forget to eat 5 times a day
don’t forget to brush your teeth twice a day
don’t forget to forget all of these
let love to make love to you
look for paradoxes in paradoxes
look for paradoxes within yourself
look for paradoxes within all those around you
look for paradoxes in all those you’ve never met
match them with yours
like a pair of socks
learn them
understand them
love them
let them die
let them liberate you.
Autumn is and will be always the season of intermix and appreciations. Many questions you posed could be answered in the future . it important to launched them now without the need to have the answer right away. 🙂 ,
Amazingly thoughtful post! “ask Jesus about Hindus; and Allah about Jewish; and Krishna about Muslims; ask Yahweh about Christians; ask God how he’s doing”- Wow! such a beauty. It sums it up. Love your unique thoughts on Autumn…………. a fresh take. Reva 🙂
Thank You Reva, I am happy you enjoyed it 🙂
Have a lovely autumn yourself,
Andrea
My pleasure, Andrea. Thank you for your beautiful greetings and sharing a lovely . I wish you a beautiful and blissful Autumn. Stay blessed and beautiful! Reva 🙂
Huh!! This is a most interesting post! You force me to question myself deeper than I have done before
Thank You Rajiv 🙂 Wish you a wonderful autumn questioning then 🙂
Best,
Andrea
Thank you for the thoughtful post Andrea. As always, your musings lead me to my own inner thoughts. Here in Seattle, we are springing into fall. On the other side of the world, my family is falling into spring. There is a spiral that runs through the seasons, gifting those in the other hemisphere with the opposite weather, season, climate, wheel of the year. As we celebrate the fall colors, the first signs of spring are blooming in Australia. The mood shifts in opposite directions in everything we do. Yet I cannot help but be influenced by the shadow season from the other side. Part of my heart is there always, in the whimsy and colors I grew up with. Sad, yes, to miss the first home. Happy, yes, to be celebrating the crunch of leaves and colors of the fall.
As you described it Ria, you can be at that place no matter how far from there you are…..there are connections we all behold that are stronger than any geographical distance or time.
Best,
Andrea
Very nice, just one thought:
‘talk to Jewish about Allah’, ‘and Allah about Jewish’.
Surely you must mean to write ‘Jews’ instead of ‘Jewish’ here.
Absolutely love this. Thanks for posting it.
Beautiful and fun to read.
An interesting to look at things differently with spice and new flavour. Thank you for the share 🙂
Andie… Really relevant. Don’t change a word!
Before I read this, I had a dream that Pope Francis married in secret. Hmm. And YOU showed up! Wow were YOU friendly! Are you always so affectionate? Oops- that was MY dream. God bless the women of the UK! Hmmmmm. Um, Heh heh. Have a nice day, Andie…